Meet the Rat that chased President Buhari away from his office



This morning, headlines like ‘Nigerian president to ‘work from home’ after rat infestation’ from the BBC and other reputable media houses gave Nigerians meme materials and a reason to get creative with tweets and jokes on social media and they didn’t disappoint.
Nigerian twitter is currently buzzing with hilarious memes as many try to unveil the rats that chased President Buhari away from his office.

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